I played football in high school for slightly over a year. Had one concussion, and I ended up quitting for three reasons:

Can confirm. I didn't drink a beer until I was 21, and feel about this way regarding _____ Light.

I would like to add that I’ve started trying to write songs, and have discovered that my lyric writing process gives me similar benefits. I’ve been going through some stuff, and I think it’s really been helping me through it.

Go, banana!

Ah I was wondering about that one too. You'd think an NCAA tournament winning buzzer beater 3 would win hands down

Let’s be honest, fake meat is never going to be the star of any barbecue.

I’d predict it shifted just after the Draymond scissor kick to Adams’ kiwis.

Betrayal might be a poor choice of words. To me, it’s more like he’s shown he isn’t quite who I thought he was. He doesn’t owe the Thunder anything, but it’s disappointing to see happen given everything he’s said in the past, and kind of extinguishes the hope of small market teams to be sustainably good.

Well expressed in about 1/10 as many words as I tried to.

every bit as baffled by the even larger backlash against LeBron James six years ago

Thunder fan here. He’s not a traitor. He doesn’t owe OKC anything, seeing as he fulfilled his contract and gave back beyond that as well. All that said, I would respect his decision more if it was to just about any other team in the league.

Haha, I was referencing the crazy old prog rock band of the same name, but either way.

I misread that as Dwight Hawkwind.

This explains a lot. I knew a girl who had red hair, but it’s now dyed black, and her life is a complete mess.

The Kaiser stole our word “dickety”. I chased that rascal dickety six miles to get it back!

Like a Phoenix, rising from Arizona!

There aren’t enough stars in the night sky for this comment.

I’m about to “brexit” my way out of work following a few cold beers, provided by work.

Deadspin:

Haha.. After not eating most fast food for a while, I got McDonalds once while in a hurry. Never again... I felt like I was sweating grease later on.