I think it would be helpful if we changed the typing and pronouncement of “Nationalism” to “Nazionalism” to really drive the point home.

Yeah, Robbie’s definitely taking it in stride. His wife’s mockery of someone complaining about athleticism in a romcom is glorious (I readily admit I love some romcom schlock, but also know better than to expect anything realistic, athletically or otherwise). The fact that Colin Cowherd was going to lead his show with…

Italia Ricci is my dream woman and I would challenge Amell to a QB duel to prove my undying love for her.

every time I see a bad throwing motion, I think of Tom Cruise throwing Goose’s dog tag off the deck at the end of Top Gun.

Beane: “Listen kid, don’t let the shit get you down, OK?”

So, he’s like Happy Gilmore? Run-up included and everything. Watch out, Shooter McGavin! He’s already wearing Subway’s colors, too.

Simple etiquette states that maintaining a dark, brooding mood is the polite way to be drunk on an airplane.

came out to talk to umpire Joe West

This is Chris Thompson suddenly noticing the low fuel light on his DeadLettersmobile, and pulling into the nearest station.

If you ain’t rubbin’ you ain’t racing.

nor collusion.

To be fair, Cardinals fans are so used to shouting, “no interference, nor obstruction," that now they see it everywhere.

The rule doesn’t allow for accidental or incidental contact from what’s quoted above, and I don’t care enough to dig up exceptions. On that angle, from what the replays show, he should have been out even if he had no intention of interfering with the play.

Lennay Kekua. 

Kinda disappointed Oddibe McDowell isn’t on this list, or at least whoever is still receiving his water bill. 

Run you stupid fucking ombudsman! Run!

If you want someone to fuck up the position so badly that it gets squashed, AJ’s your guy.

I always thought the Comment Ninja made measured, reasonable editorial decisions.

I thought Peter Thiel already was your Public Editor.