I think it would be helpful if we changed the typing and pronouncement of “Nationalism” to “Nazionalism” to really drive the point home.

“I’m a little sad about the lenses I have going obsolete.” On the contrary! Those old lenses with aberration are just what the hipsters want to nostalgically photograph their printing presses, big wheel bicycles, ancient espresso makers and other arcane ephemera! They’re surely to skyrocket in value and be sold in…

I am going to bet that it will be a while before the changes become mainstream. Someone has to develop a proof of concept that this formula works in the real world. Then someone has to develop a design a functional lens that uses it. And finally there likely will be a patent that makes it harder for everyone else to…

Yeah, Robbie’s definitely taking it in stride. His wife’s mockery of someone complaining about athleticism in a romcom is glorious (I readily admit I love some romcom schlock, but also know better than to expect anything realistic, athletically or otherwise). The fact that Colin Cowherd was going to lead his show with…

Italia Ricci is my dream woman and I would challenge Amell to a QB duel to prove my undying love for her.

every time I see a bad throwing motion, I think of Tom Cruise throwing Goose’s dog tag off the deck at the end of Top Gun.

Beane: “Listen kid, don’t let the shit get you down, OK?”

So, he’s like Happy Gilmore? Run-up included and everything. Watch out, Shooter McGavin! He’s already wearing Subway’s colors, too.

Simple etiquette states that maintaining a dark, brooding mood is the polite way to be drunk on an airplane.

At this point I think ‘too late’ is realism not pessimism. Yes, it may not be too late in some theories - theories that revolve around massive political, economic, and social changes. The reality of making any of those, let alone all that are needed, happen is pretty fucking dismal though.

I officially nominate Brian for a Pulitzer on climate reporting:

came out to talk to umpire Joe West

This is Chris Thompson suddenly noticing the low fuel light on his DeadLettersmobile, and pulling into the nearest station.

If you ain’t rubbin’ you ain’t racing.

nor collusion.

To be fair, Cardinals fans are so used to shouting, “no interference, nor obstruction," that now they see it everywhere.

The rule doesn’t allow for accidental or incidental contact from what’s quoted above, and I don’t care enough to dig up exceptions. On that angle, from what the replays show, he should have been out even if he had no intention of interfering with the play.

Lennay Kekua. 

I thought Peter Thiel already was your Public Editor.