I used to live in Cleveland and didn’t realize how much I missed their particular brand of delusion until you reminded me just now.

Joy reading my mind. Honestly surprised a mainstream media liberal going against the laughable “go after Obama voters who voted for Trump” canard, so that’s cool.

Introducing doubt is all they need to do for the RWNJ media + Fat Nixon, so that’s all they feel they need to do.

I have about 15 years experience of investigating myself, I can tell you it’s NSFW.

He literally asked why Mueller didn’t investigate himself...?

I don’t.. what would that even look like?

Eating disorders can happen whether you’re a size 16 or a size 2, like you said... just don’t send that shit out period.

I don’t advocate shopping at F21, eating chemical-laden diet bars, encouraging customers to eat shitty chemical-laden diet bars, or body-shaming in any capacity or context, but HEAR ME OUT—we have NO confirmation that these ONLY went out in plus-size orders. F21 is probably just doing what they do best and…

So is it Forever 21 BMI??

As someone who has personally seen Joe Biden give someone an unwanted massage, yeah it’s fucking weird. But not weird enough to lose his job over.

He (and his defenders in that piece) really seem to believe that his intentions matter more here than their effect on the victims. And they just . . . don’t. If you’re a man in the 21st century kissing women at work, it’s not their job to figure out whether that’s because you’re a lech or a socially awkward dork. If…

I question Franken’s fate but am grossed out by Joe Biden. So there’s at least one person, me.

got married and regressed back to the mean.  

No, stop it. The “thoughts and prayers” meme applies to politicians and people in positions of power to actually do something about a tragedy but only offer thoughts instead. To target regular people merely expressing grief in the only option available to them is an asshole move, asshole.

Personally, I suspect Area 9 3/4.

Public distrust in government remains at historic lows.

Spit to storks! Spork to sticks!

At least the papers and networks aren’t quite the gatekeepers they once were.

This might be a bit too esoteric, even for Deadspin, but here goes.

Said it before, will say it again: it’s not politics, it’s morality. If the greatest controversy around Donald Trump were, say, his position on revising the tax code, or even something as volatile as abortion rights, then fine, the PGA could say “whoa, we stay out of politics.” But it’s so much worse than that. It’s…