I used to live in Cleveland and didn’t realize how much I missed their particular brand of delusion until you reminded me just now.

Oil and water.

If you can stomach them, there are a ton of interviews with Adams and Alex Jones on infowars (I know, don’t ask).

Alternatively just go with the “Lots of people are saying Scott Adams did this” and never mention who these people are or if they actually exist.

I’m sorry did you just lump in Calvin and Hobbes with Garfield?

Not that weird. Many children, young adults, and even not-so-young adults go through a stage of experimentation with comics. We chuckle at a Garfield here and there, we’re amused by the occasional Dilbert, and we may even clip a Calvin and Hobbes or Fox Trot for the fridge door or cubicle wall. Previous generations…

You were supposed to structure that into a question. Otherwise you are giving up on a golden opportunity to exonerate yourself from all wrong-doing by saying “Hey! I’m just asking questions!”

Since right wingers love spouting off conspiracy theories, we may as well apply those theories to righties themselves: I think Scott Adams sponsored this shooting to promote his app. Prove me wrong, Scott!

The odds that he’s bellowed, “Without ‘Dilbert,’ there is no ‘Office Space’!” on more than one occasion are extremely high.

To my knowledge, yes exactly this. In the pre-social-media days he basically indicated that he didn’t really have any sympathy for the average cube-dweller and essentially saw his strip as a way for the cube-farmers to let off steam instead of (rightfully) directing their ire at their corporate overlords. Anyway, he’s…

Joy reading my mind. Honestly surprised a mainstream media liberal going against the laughable “go after Obama voters who voted for Trump” canard, so that’s cool.

Introducing doubt is all they need to do for the RWNJ media + Fat Nixon, so that’s all they feel they need to do.

I have about 15 years experience of investigating myself, I can tell you it’s NSFW.

He literally asked why Mueller didn’t investigate himself...?

I don’t.. what would that even look like?

Can they be substituted by motor boat noises or train noises?

... asking for a friend.

Eating disorders can happen whether you’re a size 16 or a size 2, like you said... just don’t send that shit out period.

Still it needs to be running for the exploit to take place, no? I’ll wait till the patch comes through the update manager of my Linux distro. Almost don’t watch or listen to stuff with it anyway so, I don’t open it often.

I don’t advocate shopping at F21, eating chemical-laden diet bars, encouraging customers to eat shitty chemical-laden diet bars, or body-shaming in any capacity or context, but HEAR ME OUT—we have NO confirmation that these ONLY went out in plus-size orders. F21 is probably just doing what they do best and…

So is it Forever 21 BMI??

As someone who has personally seen Joe Biden give someone an unwanted massage, yeah it’s fucking weird. But not weird enough to lose his job over.