Speaking of camphor and different varieties of herbs having different potency, I present to you rosemary. There are like 15 varieties of the stuff. Generally I’ve found that for fresh stuff, the short leaf (or “needle” if you wish) stuff is more savory (or pleasant in some ephemeral way). The long needle stuff tends…

the EndRape.smu.edu link: their mistake, your mistake, or a previously unacknowledged equivalence between Southern Methodist and Michigan State?

See McConnell, Mitch. As just one example.

See McConnell, Mitch. As just one example.

I don’t think he’s ever played Risk though.

“by me. within the context of this speech”

“Look, I put the black guy in charge of housing and urban development. And nothing says ‘urban’ more than a token black dude. I don’t care if he’s a surgeon or has a doctorin’ degree, he’s my man for HUD.”

counterpoint: my mom. No sense of humor, but definitely not a sociopath.

how do you know it wasn’t designed for that?

borne

maybe if horns were related, beeves would qualify. So, Tim Howard was horny when he made the statement? Was he, or was he not, looking at Abby Wambach at the time? Margret Thatcher?

culvers having yummy yummy custard? You must live in a section of the midwest with no other frozen custard options. I pity you.

Does Schilling have ALS, or what’s with HIS twitter handle?

I love the narrative style. It’s rather gripping. But the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs almost lost me as to who was leading when in the match.

What does The Wire have to do with it?

I would have taken the camera instead of the bike parts.

If I had my druthers (and could invent a time machine so all affected actors could be harvested at their career primes), I’d have Denzel play the main police or MTA character (Garber) interacting with Mr. Blue. Matthau would also have a major role, being Denzel’s immediate supervisor (or possibly the mayor or MTA…

I’m seriously considering looping the first two minutes of audio for the next hour or two. Also that movie was 10x better than the Denzel remake.

if he had, it would have been become the gold standard of internet jokes

I’m more concerned with whatever the two old guys were doing from 31seconds to 42seconds. They both try to do a one-handed raise-the-roof, then dude on camera-left (complete with Avengers-esque gun-cane slung over his dominant left-shoulder) hands the other guy an electronic device while being seemingly chained to his…