I was supposed to be given the opportunity to go to one of the Yellowstone pools and take some samples a few years ago, but the research permit that I would have been covered on expired about a month before. I went to the park anyway, but made sure to stay on the paths, as sinter can appear to be stable and then…

I wince now

who did he vote for in the Primary?

how was carpenter still in the game?

Clearly they are trying to portray the trend in their pitchers’ ERA or xFIP.

Just because the Cubs would believe Wakefield when he said that thimerosal causes autism.

so those industrial staples go around the tendons in your forearm, right?

if the injury is tied to the pounds, will there be a pretty bow on that knot?

damn you autocorrect!

heh. you said tit

damn, I thought that was a euphamism for a sex act.

Saw 3 cop cars circling a 1 block area Friday to pull over bike stop-sign runners. About two weeks ago, they had at least 5 bike cops doing the same at the same intersection. I think they were in cars yesterday because it was a little damp out. They sure were busy both days though

wait, there’s a painted crossing there with bike right-of-way? In addition to the light that’s like 100 feet away to the west? They should have just diverted the bike trail a bit from the old railbed there.

The initial phase found a series of negative effects in infant reflexes and brain growth among those exposed to vaccines. The second, recent phase purported to find no effect. SafeMinds has concerns about changes in the study design protocol and analysis that may have led to these contradictory results.

you buried the lede here. You’re half of a sister-wife pair and you’re both married to your kid?

How’d he fit that into 140 characters?

I referenced Venn diagrams well before becoming a deadspin commenter. I think I should make an animated gif representing the changes in the deadspinner-venn diagram over time.

he beat up White Jesus?

What’s with the attacks on reporters? wouldn’t you want your protest to be covered in real time by the media? And wouldn’t you want your side of an issue cast in a good light? I get that when people are truely scared and pissed at the world, they’re often pissed at everyone who so much as glances at them, but don’t…