wait, there’s a painted crossing there with bike right-of-way? In addition to the light that’s like 100 feet away to the west? They should have just diverted the bike trail a bit from the old railbed there.

The initial phase found a series of negative effects in infant reflexes and brain growth among those exposed to vaccines. The second, recent phase purported to find no effect. SafeMinds has concerns about changes in the study design protocol and analysis that may have led to these contradictory results.

you buried the lede here. You’re half of a sister-wife pair and you’re both married to your kid?

How’d he fit that into 140 characters?

I referenced Venn diagrams well before becoming a deadspin commenter. I think I should make an animated gif representing the changes in the deadspinner-venn diagram over time.

he beat up White Jesus?

What’s with the attacks on reporters? wouldn’t you want your protest to be covered in real time by the media? And wouldn’t you want your side of an issue cast in a good light? I get that when people are truely scared and pissed at the world, they’re often pissed at everyone who so much as glances at them, but don’t…

Demagogue? You’re calling me a demigod? The best! The demigod of wall-building. It’ll be great. Just great.

Daulerio is certainly pissed off at the line of these comments. Hulk smash

hella was tots ginormous back around Y2K in SoCal.

I’m in california, and I thought that hella was not used anymore. shows how much I pay attention.

so, basically this is a the start of crowdfunding effort to purchase the “right equipment”

hmmm, but a precise lateral isn’t expressly forbidden. Just a forward pass or a backward pass.

so, you were checking out the breast of some chick?

i don’t see any happy little trees or a happy house.

but but Gronk is on “Q” status with an injured lower body (was more amusing when I thought it was a groin pull rather than hamstring), and he still gets the start!

diphthongs are when a fat, but well endowed, man wears a thin string-based bathing suit, right?

so, is the NFL going to now start investigating situations where someone was marked as Questionable or Doubtful and actually plays?

‘tis possible. But then you can declare a flagrant or intentional foul in addition to the standard foul and subject the fouling player to ejection, suspension and fines if needed.

hypothetical question: could NFL teams get around the special teams restrictions by claiming that their “4th down defense” squad is not part of special teams, but is part of the defensive unit? Protections for allowing the long-snapper to regain balance before being hit would be in place still, because HIS team is…