wait, there’s a painted crossing there with bike right-of-way? In addition to the light that’s like 100 feet away to the west? They should have just diverted the bike trail a bit from the old railbed there.

The initial phase found a series of negative effects in infant reflexes and brain growth among those exposed to vaccines. The second, recent phase purported to find no effect. SafeMinds has concerns about changes in the study design protocol and analysis that may have led to these contradictory results.

you buried the lede here. You’re half of a sister-wife pair and you’re both married to your kid?

if he did it in Texas he might lose one. Depends who he hit.

How’d he fit that into 140 characters?

I referenced Venn diagrams well before becoming a deadspin commenter. I think I should make an animated gif representing the changes in the deadspinner-venn diagram over time.

he beat up White Jesus?

What’s with the attacks on reporters? wouldn’t you want your protest to be covered in real time by the media? And wouldn’t you want your side of an issue cast in a good light? I get that when people are truely scared and pissed at the world, they’re often pissed at everyone who so much as glances at them, but don’t…

Demagogue? You’re calling me a demigod? The best! The demigod of wall-building. It’ll be great. Just great.

Daulerio is certainly pissed off at the line of these comments. Hulk smash

hella was tots ginormous back around Y2K in SoCal.

I’m in california, and I thought that hella was not used anymore. shows how much I pay attention.

so, basically this is a the start of crowdfunding effort to purchase the “right equipment”

hmmm, but a precise lateral isn’t expressly forbidden. Just a forward pass or a backward pass.

so, you were checking out the breast of some chick?

i don’t see any happy little trees or a happy house.

no one believes my wife when she says she never drinks. I guess they figure with her married to me, she’d have to be a heavy drinker to just get through the day.

I finally have convinced our IT department that I know what I’m talking about when reporting a problem. Still they give me about a day before replying themselves, as I’ll almost invariably reply with a “fixed it!” reply 2 hours later with detailed instructions.

The 1 to 10 scale may be informative if doctors consider each patient independantly. If the last pain you had was a 1 and this new one is a 7, chances are you’re in some pretty severe pain. Wheras if the last pain was a 5 and now you’re reporting a 3, probably not a HUGE deal.

but but Gronk is on “Q” status with an injured lower body (was more amusing when I thought it was a groin pull rather than hamstring), and he still gets the start!