odds that it was DH's horn going off?

I like fair-weather fucking personally. and inclement weather fucking too.

bagels, chocolate milk and gatorade? all the carbs they could ever want, with a smattering of fat? Oh, you want protein for your muscles? well, tough.

I think this one will live on forever too. Andy Pettitte coming back from retirement and 2 years later almost having a perfecto? I just didn't realize that he had been traded.

yes

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I think she missed a word

it only counts as "changing" if you convert the fitted sheet to a new set of formal wear and never again use it as a sheet.

that was chess, not poker. oh, wrong "Control"

or in 2/3 of a porn

he was in fair territory when hit. Is the prohibition against being on the left side of the line only for rounding when running through or being hit by your own batted ball?

They've been taking lessons from Calvin Klein's boyfriend.

the same way that math has advanced to the point that 72 + 73 <= 105

same basic joke. too bad no one will see ours.

Chris Hansen from NBC? He should try to catch the Nashville Predators instead.

don't worry, we have drones to take care of that.

however, it appears that you shot yourself in the dick. Which isn't a footlong.

Wade Davis is so good that Jonathan Lucroy is only one piece of what the Brewers should have offered the Rays.

R Kelly was immediately sought for questioning.

you seem to be a bit low on fluids. Can I get you an IV?