odds that it was DH's horn going off?

I like fair-weather fucking personally. and inclement weather fucking too.

bagels, chocolate milk and gatorade? all the carbs they could ever want, with a smattering of fat? Oh, you want protein for your muscles? well, tough.

I think this one will live on forever too. Andy Pettitte coming back from retirement and 2 years later almost having a perfecto? I just didn't realize that he had been traded.

yes

Papis' new sponsor

I think she missed a word

it only counts as "changing" if you convert the fitted sheet to a new set of formal wear and never again use it as a sheet.

that was chess, not poker. oh, wrong "Control"

or in 2/3 of a porn

my understanding (after the article correction and elaboration) is that this gene affects the ratio of T:E and not the level of T alone. I believe that you're right though - if it did manifest as low testosterone, bringing it back to normal levels via steroid injection/ingestion would have the effect of removing your…

good correction. that clears it up

But UGT2B17 keeps the level of T and E low naturally. Meaning anyone with the gene could load up on testosterone and not worry about the tests.

he was in fair territory when hit. Is the prohibition against being on the left side of the line only for rounding when running through or being hit by your own batted ball?

They've been taking lessons from Calvin Klein's boyfriend.

the same way that math has advanced to the point that 72 + 73 <= 105

same basic joke. too bad no one will see ours.

Chris Hansen from NBC? He should try to catch the Nashville Predators instead.

don't worry, we have drones to take care of that.

however, it appears that you shot yourself in the dick. Which isn't a footlong.