Elizabeth Berkley sure has let herself go

ahhh, the internet. where losers can be assholes too!

"Stuff"? they sell softcore porn mags? Their primary competitor must be "Magazines and Magazines"

they should give the coaches a jeopardy-style buzzer (but with a "safety") connected to the clock and the horn, and give out technicals if the coach hits it without any timeouts remaining. Or you could just put software in place to disable the switch or have the ref take it away if the coach uses all their time outs.

His handicap was increased

You can throw dog poop at me all day if you're paying good money. I've changed diapers. Poop may be gross, but I'd be more afraid of fists, knives and bullets.

Shit, I'd post my girlfriend's address and picture for that kind of money.

That's a pretty heavy medal. Is it made of lead?

If the State College water had been see-through McQueary would have been able to see what was going on with those rhythmic slapping sounds. So, I agree with you.

(thanks for the response)

"Looks like he wanted to take a trip to Brokeback Mountain" —Doug Glanville

He clearly had it confused with Stallone's "Cliffhanger" in which we were hoping that Bob Barker would push Stallone off the cliff to his spinal shattering death. Incidentally, there was no need to spay or neuter Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Brokeback.

Baseball, in the form of baseball cards, has long embraced the "old school" statistics of AVG, SLG, etc. Some recalcitrant fools think that such stats are where we should stop, but baseball has long been a more statistically minded sport than hockey or football, where such stats have traditionally been restricted to…

municipality requires the political unit to be incorporated. Many townships in rural areas, which indeed can be present on state borders, are not incorporated. Thus, a two-state crime spree does not imply a two-city crime spree.

yeah, because there's never such a thing as a rural region.

luckily, there is no instagram of that

I too have been looking for a cure for my insomnia.

"then covers his head like the ceiling is caving in" because he lost his head. or at least his hair.

"staph, and its killer cousin MRSA,"

um. Fielder wanted 5x more money than Braun signed for. If Fielder had been willing to sign for the same amount that Braun did, Milwaukee would have signed BOTH of them. Maybe one or the other would have been traded in a couple of years, but Braun's contract is one of the top 3 "team friendly" contracts out there.