As Bulgaria is to the NBA essentially the same as the New York Jets are to the NFL, and Rodman is no more but no less washed up as a certain other celebrity athlete, it's only a matter of time before shots of his dong start (resume?) circulating on the internet.

@Sponsored by V8

physically handing checks to athletes sends up all kinds of red flags. So Howard has to figure out which of its hundreds of athletes were given money

The police, due to his spelling of Torii, confused him with Tori Spelling. So the drawn guns were completely warranted.

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@The Masked Progressive

you weren't supposed to look at your own eyelash while still attached to your face. Nor are you supposed to put the microscope on the opposite side of the bunsen burner from where you stand.

They don't like them no injuns, eh?

basically he could have said "I care about covering up my own ass more than I care about protecting the asses of the youth, but think of them anyway for me please....as to how much I don't want to think about or deal with them."

in fact Tom can take it from me wherever and whenever he wants. As long as it's not in the hayloft or somewhere else on a farm.

What would their mothers think if they saw them fighting like that? oh, wait...

He'll face eight years in jail? Well, he's already served nine, so he'll probably get off with time served.

did he make you spit it out on a kid next to Jerry so Sandusky could demonstrate how to properly shower?

+1 me too

yes.....book publishers...are...no doubt....going to pile....a large stash of....money into...a project with an....author of....this caliber. Carl...Pav...ano is going....to....pile a Large Range...Rover....into..him ... at ....maybe....80 MPH???

Joe Amendola has to finish up his lawyering classes before the trial begins.

McGee...cén ceann knuckle!

Satruday? It's not Feburary!

It's okay. The money at the video game store was spent exclusively on Microsoft Games and the purchases at the dollar store were for Portland Trailblazers playoff tickets.

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