I haven't seen a Rodger Craig backhand like that since the time he shot down the rival double-o agent going after Miss Moneypenny.

Wassa matter Pickens? Couldn't hire a hitman for less than 10 mil?

I found the GRE easier than the SAT. The math section stayed at high school levels (no calc, stats or linear/matrix alg). The English section seemed easier, but that may have been due to a general expansion in vocab over time. I still hosed up at English though.

Rob, you have a call on line one. Some guy who calls himself "Chewie" is wondering if her end was tight.

..as opposed to the con man that DOES own the dodgers?

I just make my bracket as the games complete. Every year I have the winner on my sheet. I'm that good.

In real (unfunny) news, the house next to (Sue) Paterno is now up for sale. Maybe you can construct a shrine and put up a tollbooth on McKee.

you forgot retired sex offender. so 60% of each

When they hear that, it gets them as excited as Jerry Sandusky at a cub scout campout

Dick Cheney?

I need a long time to prepare a defense for something that the opposition doesn't have enough evidence to prove? wtf?

This all being said, the Paterno family's statement is pathetic. They point out inconsistancies that aren't inconsistencies (going from moral failure to leadership failure - based on moral principles). And when did anyone ever say the university or the board didn't fire him?

And notice that they don't say anything about the victims in their statement.

that'd be equiv to Warner calling McCray a puss. Just sayin'

Another author to add to the forbidden author list of part 7

My kid is indeed like yours wrt Gossie, Gertie, Peedie and Ollie. "Gosling" is so confusing... so it's a duck that says "quack," only that comes out sounding more like "cock." I'm just waiting for the day he walks up to a stranger at the park and starts obsessively saying "cock cock cock cock cock"

+1

"Pete:" Tell Brett if he signs I got the hot tub all ready. I got all the honeys cumin over and lets just say you no their ends are tight. 4 real

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Kings [announced] that the framework of a deal had been reached, giving fans some 3,000 miles away in the Central Valley reason to cheer.