Considering how shitty of a person he was, I’d say complaining about Andrew Jackson should be allowed in perpetuity. 

Sean Payton taunting Vikings fans with the ‘Skol’ clap. The ‘Minneapolis Miracle’ happened right afterward.

Albert is Norm

here is my confession: I’ve never seen Friends

I click the “Follow for Deadspin” button on commenters when I notice they’ve made a few good comments, or if they make one especially sharp, smart, well-written one that makes me go “Damn, that’s good.” It doesn’t happen very often. Certainly not nearly as often as I unfollow them.

Spend less time signing your posts, more time proofreading them.

If all the racist, misogynist, nativist, white supremacist pieces of MAGA garbage actually won every front of the culture war, the males of the species would all be emulating Ben Roethlisberger.

This vehicle looks almost exactly like the one off of Total Recall, Johnny Cab.

But that would involve going out to the suburbs. I moved to Chicago to get away from that life-sucking tedium.

Come visit northern Illinois and you’ll change your mind...lol. 

I mean, given your handle, I’m gonna guess you’re a fan of Leviticus—which, bad news, says you’ll be in a very warm permanent vacation spot yourself, shitbag.

+1 Deep, deep sniff of your hair.

1. This is not social media.

Jesus man this vigilante justice stuff in the Philippines is getting out of control.

they tried to track where the lsd came from, but they ended up tracking gentrification instead. 

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

the greek freak, in athletic chic, found her artwork to be on fleek and rather unique, and said so, from behind his table made of teak, which caused a tear to run down her check.

I love going to Coyote Ugly in Panama City FL, it’s the only place in the South to get a taste of the only place in the Big Apple to get a taste of the South.

White shirts, white hair, white fan, race attack.