Calico cats are only female. This is one buff shirtless lady cat.

Is this the new season of American Horror Story.

“The 2020 Nissan Sentra Is More Than Just Your Next Rental Car”

Once saw one in white, I would make my plate “1SHMAEL” in a heartbeat.

Oh man are you missing some essential Franzen reading: the funniest piece you will ever read.

what the holy fuck? how am i still in the greys after like 6 years while edward einstein over here gets to go outside without a leash?

Unions are integral to how labor works, and how management interacts with labor. Back in the early 2000s, I was working for an adult novelty and marital tools company called Head & Spin.

Yes, my sexual inadequacy was fairly explicitly the whole point of the joke but—for the second time—you really nailed it.

Please send all blank checks, money orders, cash, cocaine, or wigs to:

This “side loaded brakes” thing makes literally zero sense. In order for it to flex enough to cause THAT much drag the wheel bearing and hub would have had to been broken or this would happen anytime anybody gets a little sideways because the dyno is not “forcing” it to track straight any more than a road would be…

In case no one has told you yet, everyone you work with is bummed when you arrive. They speak to you, but the reason the conversations are so short no matter how excited you are is because they can’t wait to leave.

Lot, meet kettle. 

The other video of him in high school:

Well said, chum! The mistress of peace, justice and projectile stilettos should be an example to us all.

I’m... a little confused. Is there more than one kind of Satanism? Is this separate from the Satanism that stabs people 666 times just because it has to be 666? Because unless you’re just doing anime satanism, I feel like these people should be joining the anti-vaxxers across the street, that would definitely kill…

Mine is more targeted. It’s an ad for vomit. 

To it’s credit, New Orleans has the one Emeril Lagasse restaurant where the food doesn’t taste like shit.

. . . and the whole area around the French Quarter smells like the giant centuries old toilet that it is.

I have yet to go to New Orleans, but everyone i know who has been has told me that its only good for the food and strippers. you know where else you can get that combo? Montreal - and you don’t have to sweat your balls off to go there. 

Hey, being the repository of America’s grundle runoff is part of the charm.