Its a small 50cc moped sold by Honda, but that’s not important right now.

no. it’s also a junior lightweight that hasn’t lived up to expectations

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

But did you send it?

Can Wisconsin beagles do this?

Anyone knows that Wisconsin isn’t famous for beagles

I cant write inscrutable tongue-in-cheek scifi vignettes fast enough to keep up with this shit.

Great video, I love that stilted, goofy Polish humor =) I hope they make more videos in English!

I once watched a man pass out while in the middle of eating a bologna sandwich. Just before starting to eat it, he put a packet of mayo on it. He wasn’t sober enough to eat a sandwich, but he was sober enough to know not to eat balogna without mayo.

We all do, that little shit.

Idea for next year’s combined calendar: Gills, Grills and Girls.

Plausiball is the next kid after LaBall.

If this doesn’t get 500+ stars, Kinja has failed you.

“Whew, dodged a bullet, I guess...”

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

His name was Gordon and he stole her heart away from me. That’s how I learned a bear claw could be an aphrodisiac.

Tom Brady feeds people boogers full of anti-inflammatories and the anti-inflammatories make people healthier even though they have to eat boogers and everyone on the Patriots won’t eat a tomato but they will eat a whole handful of boogers Tom Brady gives them because he’s a star and they’re not and you have to do what…

Stop pettifogging the issue, you accursed mountebank.

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