This is the trophy those Reindeer Games that Rudolph wasn’t allowed to join in awards the winner.  

The NFL has issued an official statement:

I’m with you. Nothing tastes better on cereal than a nice big pour of winged beans.

6 games, but it would be reduced to 4 if he rapes someone.

Soooooo tempting ...

When the guy made $92M over the last decade and the bride to be is raking in $10M+ the last few years, you can go big on the rock I guess.

From the looks of her hands, I think she was operating that mining drill.

Because Bastion is running out of options. We all know he fucks.

Fox News has already deemed this “The War on Crustmas”

I reported it after I noticed that someone had tried to break in the next morning. Figuring out what had happened was confusing and terrifying. I remember it all perfectly: where I was standing, what I was wearing, what I thought and how my head cocked when I noticed what was amiss. The officers sent cars through but…

Now he can return to his home under the bridge and wait for goats to cross.

Can we have sock puppets for all future Deadcasts please? Like, PLEASE?

Oh, sweet tapdancing Christ.

I proposed to my wife after I beat her in Wheel of Fortune. Had she beaten me, I would have had a heart attack.

You know when you post a comment and someone’s reply gets a ton more stars than your original comment? This would be an appropriate time for that sort of thing.

My guess.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

It’s a good thing the Astros won otherwise Yasiel Puig would have invoked his right of Prima Nocta.

TRAINERS HATE HIM

Take out the bullshit snake oil and the routine here is that he works out, drinks a lot of water, gets massages, eats well, and gets a lot of sleep.