People who use custom ring tones are assholes. Just use the factory settings or, better yet, keep it on silent or vibrate. I use the McGyver theme song for mine.

I’ll have thirds.

Just don’t call him Broccoli. He really doesn’t like that.

There’s a chance he’ll stop by the holodeck on the way to the end zone and start fapping to virtual Deanna Troi. Easy to strip the ball, then.

Orange you glad he scor- *is shot in the head by a sniper*

Yes, Irving must have known he’d be s-tartan trouble with those remarks.

At least the one thing we can all agree on is that people who wear jerseys are the fucking worst.

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for that meddling history of aggressive asshole behavior.

The Burfict crime

New husband doing it right.

Hey, hey....save that for casual Friday.

+1 what has been seen cannot be unseen

I’m wearing the same, but I’m in New Jersey. Global warming, amirite?

Breathable mesh, lots of skin coverage, packs easily, sounds good to me...

Are you one of them

He may have a thing for strong black ladies. Remember Condie love?

He’s got petite hands. I wonder what else might be petite...

He looks like a foreign exchange student that’s really trying to embrace the culture but has no clue what he’s doing.

But perhaps not the least of yours...

Fuck. I think you broke my brain.