You will, but it’ll cost 1500 VC to unlock the pose.

I can’t wait to see how they work this into an episode of Umlaut & Order: SVU.

After he gets shot he can be the mascot for the local locksmith: Deadbolt man.

You know what a vehicle like this says to me? It says, “I have no time for purposeless crossover. I have no time for your generic minivans. I am the spawn of Gundams, the herald of an edgy and practical future in which street sheikhs ferry their harem of hoochie-mamas around in technopulence. My front grill is…

Probably because you’re a real alpha, like me and my recently born son.

If you don’t wanna get shut out, don’t play a shitty game, Mike Francesa! That’s what I say to my son, who is learning the fine art of being an alpha via pick up artistry. When you go into the club, you don’t game plan to lose, Mike! You game plan to score! Something you know nothing about, Mike, you geriatric, beta,…

I’ve apologized to her repeatedly for that.

Let’s be honest, this never happened.

My wife took a foul ball to the face in an unfortunate co-showering incident.

I think fans of the other team get it. Beyond being ok with not having a fast guy chasing down our DB, we also remember Terrell Davis, who ended his career by blowing his knee while chasing down a Brian Griese INT.

HeREEKiel SMELLSofIT - IT stands for “Intimidating (T)Clown”, because the clown lives in the sewers and eats children and quits on plays and lets down the whole great state of Texas by being a bad clown. That’s who you are, HeReekiel SmellsofIT, you’re a bad clown and I hope the discipline you get is Jason Garrett…

Meanwhile:

Tune in Tuesday when the NFL announces a fine for the depiction of gambling quickly followed by “The Raiders are moving WHERE?”

I’m just about ready to beam myself to Poochie’s home planet.

The appropriate ESPN response is “we will tell our employees to stop calling him a White Supremacist when he stops being a White Supremacist.”

But ... Donald is a white supremacist. Why are they getting all pissy about describing him using accurate vocabulary?

They will not rest until a black woman loses her job for saying that the man gunning for her dislikes black people.

Agreed. 10 guys with 40 years of experience agreed to let PFF use their names. That’s all we know at this point.

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Cheers luv, the calories ere.