The horrible shirts that saved the world

Isn’t moving the worst? Me and the wife are mid move and blows. 

attack doge?

eyes like two pissholes in a snow bank

To infinity and Bellend!

Tom brady boogers cured my sunburn

From: [AOL email]

And thats how the great unification began, Miracle whip and a call to arms.

Black and white

Shoulda filed this to “Butt Stuff” Common!

Boxers are the best

Wrong

Can confirm all youth league hockey coaches are unhinged lunatics

Guess so!

Jesus Christ that’s a big rock. Did it fall off the tip of a drill on a nearby mining rig?

Mercy is more powerful now then ever, but ok.

the 2.7 in my fusion sport sounds a tad better than the 3,5 in my sho.

Jack’s or death

I find just saying “I’m not a big football guy” shuts down that conversation without being rude.

Hey give the adolescent boys a break, the rest can rot in hell