Thank god, and good for your neighbor.

This made me laugh like an asshole in public. ‘

tips email

Jesus, did you call the cops?

Well if your heart and lungs are in such bad shape from pollution you cant get it up, makes sense!

I recently ordered pizza from pizza pizza while in Toronto, it was awful.

I’d like to solve it pat!

The box for plan b looks like a really sad super Nintendo game

Apples to assholes man

Ole reliable moff

Timber12 walls with Thatched12 roof!

I like old spice and so does my wife, are we dumpster people and I didn’t know it!? D:

Just got my wife one as her wedding present at Target, they had like 4 in stock at the location by my work.

Ugh

Just going by his checkered past, he should know better.

McCree shits on both

The Burfict crime

You sir are a practical thinker. I like that

Editors note “danger clam”

I can only mouth service my young brides supple lower clam so many times in a day gotta take a break