It’s pretty dark in the brothels here so I haven’t been able to see their shirts. Things I do for my new bride.

No, I am wearing a nude colored Speedo and coconuts.

I am in Jamaica on my honeymoon right now. There are 3 dudes at the tropical bar wearing football jerseys. That’s fucking insane. That is all.

It’s hard to get those speeds with DC input. I’m sure you’re laser tables linear motors are 3 phase AC

After he gets shot he can be the mascot for the local locksmith: Deadbolt man.

Winston diva is actually super divey now

She needs to use the no tears shampoo

Jennifer Lawrence always comes off as a 14 year old being SO SERIOUS YOU GUYS.

Chid is back from the factory after his upgrades!

So they went to Jimmy Johns?

Meanwhile in Korea

Wasn’t that a movie with Forest Whitaker?

Even if they actively work with them, what are they hooked up to some borg like hive mind where their experience is shared? Such an irritating sales bullshit tactic and that’s coming from a person in sales.

“who have ~400 years of combined coaching experience.”

AND THE CROWD GOES D’AWWWWW

BLAM

*superfriends transition*

Looks like the new navigator.

Cock blocked by Brock.

+1 partition