let me buy that terrier and stuff it in the front of my element driving only the front wheels so i can go out in a blaze of glory.

This will not convince a single vegan to buy a VW, but will hurt employee morale.

It looks like it has matte dark gray paint, so yeah, it has some reprogrammed chip or whatever they do, and some hot engine to begin with.

It obviously wasn’t weed, cause then he’d be

Bollocks. The free spin switch is right next to his ditching button.

In this case, it paid off for Parsley. He landed the Cessna in the field and stopped without drama.

Brakes are for quitters.

There needs to be an official term for the multiplier applied to yellow speed limit signs. The Canyon Coefficient? Example: “These new sway bars took my Miata’s canyon coefficient from 1.8 to over 2? Would recommend.”

I was defrauded by Budget once.

The article doesn’t mention that the kid was blind too, or just an idiot.

Man my kid is 6 and sometimes he’s real smart but mostly he’s a fucking idiot.

WHY WAS THAT TRUCK ON THE RACETRACK!?

The off roader in me secretly wanted them to back another container ship down the canal and unveil some super crazy recovery strap so I could watch a ship captain back up stern to stern and take like a 2,000 ft run at it and watch two massive ships do a snatch recovery. but sure.. dredging around the bow and waiting…

What about former President Donald John?

Toss the FA24, drop in the GR Yaris drivetrain, call it the GR4, profits.

Reading comprehension for the loss, eh?

The property owners should get the waterway destruction ticket? How?

That’s called *patina*, sir, and it costs extra.

Will the dealers scrape off the confederate flag and swastika decals before selling them on, too?