The #1 cause of fuel pumps being slow is that I’m already late to wherever I’m heading.

So they hit 331mph Canadian?

Well, if you can’t Dodge it, RAM it.

So nobody makes a viable electric car yet (assuming you won’t be able to rent a gasoline powered car for long trips), charging infrastructure basically doesn’t exist outside of major cities, power plants can barely keep up with current demand, and the raw materials for sufficient batteries may not exist at all.

Look, I heard one time from someone’s cousin that their friend’s girlfriend’s lawyer said you have to answer the question about being a cop with a “yes, I am” or a “no, I am not.” It’s almost like it’s a law.

Your erection over this issue is blocking my monitor.

Guy got more money for his Jeep than he was asking. Cool Commercial was made. Beer was likely bought. A new Jeep was made out of the Steel from the crushed Crushed Jeep and David can save in 30 years. Circle of Life.

Finbar O’Neill is on his (at least) third golden parachute, and is decidedly not a Jalop.

Hard to do when you’re lighting a smoke and telling your goddamn kids to shut up in the back seat or you will turn this fucking car around in two miles when we come to a complete stop.

This truck is pretty dope, but not $112k dope. I’d want the 350 mile range, but could pass on the rear steering, crab mode, extraction mode, air suspension, and under body cameras. I’m sure the 625hp model is plenty powerful as well. I’m sure what I just said will eventually come in a boring Silverado that I won’t be…

This car reminds me of a story from a time I was traveling in Perth, Western Australia. I was at my hotel, and I came down to the lobby, and I saw this guy butt naked, chasing a kangaroo around the courtyard area in front of the lobby. No one seemed to mind, or care that there was a completely naked man chasing a…

To be fair, I did also say “might be” 

There was a video on here a few years ago where a cop ran a red light, hit a car that had the right of way, and the driver of the car was a black man who got out and got on his knees next to the car with his hands behind his head.  It was funny for a second, then I felt sad.

Whoa, tell me more.

So, a couple of comments: 1) I’m not sure what 1200 Hp had to do with anything, since pretty much every Lambo can do 130 Mph. 2) It’s kinda douchey for this company to call their tuned Lambo an LP1200, since Lamborghini had always used that naming convention to describe the engine’s orientation and displacement, not…

I blew a tire on the freeway at 60mph and barely kept it under control. I expected much worse from the video. I am disappoint.

They need to build a wall around the landing site and make the Dolphins pay for it.

A real sleeper.

“God damn it Dad, why did you have to take the rust off”