She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

This is the primary difference between the two sides. People who support bodily autonomy for women think abortion should be available to everyone. People who don’t support bodily autonomy for women think abortion should be available to them, their mistresses and their daughters, but not to the rest of the dirty sluts,…

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

It’s not a white supremacist website. It’s a website that some white supremacists use. 

Yeah... that’s not what Reddit is. It’s got its dark places, but it also has its shining places of hope. One of my favorites is wholesomememes. 

I feel like this movie would have been better with a plot twist and a colon in the title to take it more horror than rom com.

My whole walk over there is a lecture to myself: “You are a grown ass woman. You will not giggle. You will. not. giggle.”

Tangential: I walk 6 blocks once a month to pay my mortgage in person because at the downtown branch, there is a teller who looks like Michael B. Jordan’s younger, slimmer cousin. He has this incredible smile and always some very nice chit-chat that is perfectly timed to the length of our interaction. One time, he…

I’d leave my newborn for a cup of coffee and jelly donut.

Also, no Christian church — or a temple or a mosque — would operate on the model of “We’ll tell you as much as we can about our religion right now, but for more information, you need to pay us more.” A church can pressure you to tithe, or make you pay a fee to be an official member, but they won’t be like, "For the…

My goodness... any clarity on why he was charged with aggravated assault rather than attempted murder? All I can imagine is that he walked up to them and specifically shot them in the arm so they ‘could no longer drive.’

If you went back 10 years into my FB (I have a twitter but if you’re on twinja you know I never tweet anything) you would find a lot of embarrassing stuff...and yet, a conspicuous absence of the n word.  How was I able to do it as a wee college babe in the woods?!

He notes he wanted her to give it up for adoption. In other words, he also didn’t want a baby, but since he’s not the one who would have to carry it for 9 months and give birth to it, he got to feel sanctimonious about his choice of making his offspring someone else’s problem.

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Thank you! Fuck that. I have never wanted children. So I’m not supposed to have sex EVER? How stupid.

Men shouldn’t have sex unless they are willing to sign a contract saying they will pay for everything required to raise a child to the age of 18.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

My vet said something similar (we lost our cat earlier this year). Dogs are really good at telling you when they don’t feel well - they act MISERABLE. Cats are stoic and generally just roll with it until one day you notice they’ve lost some weight and the vet tells you they’ve got Stage 4 Awfulness and all you can do…

Mansplaining is post gender now, man, keep up!!!