Yes. I have been Belle, Snow White, Cleopatra, a harem girl (actually a literal whore!), a fairy, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, and some other stuff I can’t remember, and they were all homemade.

I don’t feel particularly brave, and I don’t get much grief for my child-free-ness per se, but I do get annoyed by the assumptions that I always have to correct about when I have kids, rather than if I have kids. Most recent example: my aunt, who I am very much not close to, was at my house for my wedding last…

I don’t think I’ve ever noticed how delightful your username is before.

No, it’s the robbers’ fault.

I was wondering why my life had suddenly imploded. Thanks a lot!!

Well heck. I learned something today.

What’s up with the 11s?

Right? I was convinced that with every step they were gonna get tangled or slip on that fabric and fall right off their platforms.

I refuse to watch that episode of Futurama. I’ve seen it, but I never re-watch it. That episode made me hate Bender, and I’ve never really forgiven him.

I don’t get it either. Every 6 months or so in the grocery store check out line, there she is, staring at me. For 20 years!! She’s gone. Unless someone confesses, we’ll probably never know.

It looks like a slick action film starring attractive people. 100% guaranteed I will see this.

I think a little more love needs to be given to how adorable the Stranger Things kids look, especially Caleb McLaughlin’s fantastic jacket!!

10 years ago, maybe. Hell, probably.

this gif is amazing

Ha! I don’t have bail money allocated in my budget, but I’ll consider adding some.

I feel like it’s weird to have so much love for a 16 year old, but I DON’T CARE. She’s so stinking cute I can’t even stand it.

Second.

“...if you’re trying to get married in front of 50 friends in your parents’ backyard...”

Aaaahhhh. Thank you.

“The Witness Wore Red” was really interesting. I love reading about Scientology and the FLDS, even while I hate both.