That looks...kinda funny?

Thumbs up avoiding the “sorry you were offended” apology though!

The dialogue in Titanic really is awful. I mean, awful. 11 year old me was all about it. Adult me shudders.

The Santa story!!!

It’s like the 90s and the 70s got together and had an even uglier decade baby.

I am so so sorry for what you went through, and are still going through.

I’m reading Modern Romance right now! And it’s delightful.

I loved The Satanic Verses. It’s the only thing of his I’ve read, so I can’t compare it to his more recent work, but it was excellent.

You hope for that? Geeze, I hope for any ending but that one.

Didn’t this happen like a year ago? I thought this article would be about the beating that took place on Friday on 6th Street because of jaywalking.

Man, that’s just awful.

Well that’s a bummer.

Knowing only what I know from this article, I think this is pretty great. To be self-aware enough at 18 to make this kind of a change, when you’re “living the dream” as far as most teenagers are concerned, is pretty impressive.

Yeesh. We’re not all like that, I promise.

My absolute hero!

Pattitwigs

Man this is so apt right now. I’ve been running the gamut of emotions on this issue lately. I’m getting married next year, and I just like my fiance’s name better. But my siblings all love our last name, and then I feel like there’s something wrong with me for not feeling more attached to it.

Well duh you want to take your husband’s last name. Who wouldn’t want to be associated with the Muffler Man??

Texas. Oh Texas. I love it here and I hate it here all at the same time. Greg Abbott should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Clam wham is my absolute new favorite phrase, edging out douche-canoe by a narrow margin.