I tried this after having seen a post on Reddit about it. I have two cats. Care to guess which never does what he's supposed to do?

I am doing this with my sparkly hoop tape when I get home.

They probably think you need that space for something important and said fuck it, this is ours now.

That's just the other massively popular cat game, red-hot lava.

They're wondering where their victims went.

hahahaha i love this. i fucking love cats. they're so stupid and amazing and hilarious.

THE AMOUNT OF EUPHEMISMS FOR VAGINA IN THIS POST IS EVERYTHING TO ME.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

Yeah that was exactly my reaction to this article as well.

The game's AI system, called A-Life, is easily one of the most complex AI systems in a game, and it goes a long way towards making the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games' worlds feel richer and more alive than any other series out there. Many times, I've stumbled across remains of battles that happened long before I arrived, and,…

Well, technically it's how you do Karst formations.

My thoughts precisely. This isn't a matter of these mountains being "better" or "worse", but rather an utterly different sort of mountain. Suggesting they're "better" as the article clearly does seems to be pushing for a very narrow/specific conception of how mountains "should" be, which is at odds with the world,…

Actually I would say that's more "How you do karst topography properly.." than anything else.

Ask a catastrophic geologist about Seattle. The city's stratigraphic history is fascinating. The last time Rainier blew the valley system channeled a gigantic wave of boiling mud over the city's current location and out to sea. Then you have the Seattle fault, a seismic hazard that only goes every several hundred…

All you need is to take enough hydrogen from the sun to make 80 more Jupiters and it will start itself up. Of course it wouldn't do much to keep Earth comfortable, but hey, could be fun :)

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled…

"I would love for a regular student to have a student-athlete's schedule during the season for just one quarter or one semester and show me how you balance that. Show me how you would schedule your classes when you can't schedule classes from 2-to-6 o'clock on any given day.

What about when that nude that you trustingly gave to someone ends up online along with your contact information (full name, address, phone number, perhaps the phone number of your mom) so creeps can track you down and harass your family, friends and employers and point them to the nude pictures. What about when the…