Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.

As long as I don't have to feed them or treat them like people, you got yourself a FIFA-deal.

How much will you pay me to also switch to FIFA as my moral compass?

I'm thinking NCAA.

He's flopping

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.

Sadly, this:

GOODELL: "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

Edgy, brah.

Wonderful, just wonderful.

My grandmother had to drop out of school in seventh grade to start working, because that's what immigrant kids did, and was popping out babies in her 20s. She gave birth to five, raised nine. On my worst days, I can hear her in my head telling me to quit all my complaining because, even on her good days, she had it so…

Damn.... well put.

You know what sent me over the edge? It was the story about LeSean McCoy and the twenty cent tip. What struck me were some of the comments. We spent the whole day reading reams of outrage about Ray Rice and his behavior, and then in the comments on this stupid little story about a bad tip, we have people using words…

This is why the Becky Hammon hire by the Spurs is so momentous. Gamechanger.

I fucking love Katie Nolan.

Upvote her right in her social media channels.

Anyone else see the giant flaw with wearing an expensive watch when arm wrestling? Anyone?