While Elon Musk is a total edgelord dunce, this investigation is a nothingburger.  Move along...

A much more fitting name!

This is the height of copium lol

The 3 is really overpriced.  You’re better off with a similarly equipped Civic.

I think ya might be alone on this one...

I remember when the plague of black wheels started in the mid 00's.  From day one I thought they were ugly, and everyone thought I was stupid for saying so.  Well, safe to say, I was right.

You need an ad blocker.  They’re even available on IOS devices now.  You’ll thank me later.

Oh no, he’s ON ketamine lol

Same!!

$7000 for an over 20 year old SUV with 190k miles? No Dice.  Knock off $1k, maybe you have a good deal.

“I know what it is.  It’s you, and I don’t LIKE it.”

I’m on the Seafood diet.  Whenever I see food, I eat it. David C Broccoli, David EAT Broccoli!!

Man, this list is awful.

Thank god I don’t live in your neighborhood.  Sounds awful.

He died like a pig.

This is perfect lol

“Note: as I collect parts and work on this Elan, it will go up in price - especially if I decide to get it running again before blowing it apart for restoration.”

They’re clearly not marketing to you bud lol

Sounds like a skill issue on your part, bud.

This is just.... awful.