I’m getting halfway there right now just thinking about it!  Mmmm.... half chub!

Ad blockers are your friend.

Looks like they tried to use “portrait mode” on all the pictures.  You can see all the digital artifacts of the post processing technology not being sure what to put in focus or out of focus.

What are you...like 70 years old?

Look at you and your virtue signaling.  You really fixed the internet comments today, didn’t you?

Huh.  I thought it was funny.

God, you must be a thrill at parties.

You’re the one who sounds obtuse. Ever heard of sarcasm or saying things in jest?

Eventually there will be a security threat on high speed rail and they’ll make everyone go through an hour of security theater to get on trains too.  We just can’t have nice things.

Nah, the C4 is the best looking vette ever made. The C1 - C3 are played out Boomer-mobiles, the C5 looks like a generic wedge of soap, the C6 is a close 2nd to the C4, the C7 looks too modern for it’s own good, and the C8 is just a copycat out of the super car styling recipe book.

Does this site still do Comment of the Day?  Because this might even be Comment of the Year!

The 90+ bumpers look muuuuch better than the 84-89.  I could see someone doing this for looks instead of accident repair, but buyer would definitely have to do their own inspection.

I call it the Buick Chodemaster

Yes!! I was able to fit a 16' extension ladder in my Matrix when I folded the front passenger seat down.  I just love how much stuff I can fit in that thing.  Also very easy to clean out when transporting plants or anything dirty - just take a leaf blower to the back of the thing!

She gawn.

This sums it up perfectly, great points!

Dang, where do you live? Where I am, the only Toyota’s under $5k have over 200k miles on them

Nikki Haley seemed rather sane on the debate stage.  I’d vote for her if I was a republican.  Heck, I’d almost consider voting for her over Biden.  Biden did a good job amongst all the crazy circumstances, but it’s honestly time for him to pass the torch.

This is a really piss-poor take and I really hope it doesn’t end up in the slideshow tomorrow.

People would come after me with pitchforks when I said black wheels were ugly in 2005. I knew I was right all along.