As a cranially-endowed individual, I feel the need to step up and remind everyone that #NotAllBigHeadedMen

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

+1 “still legal in 16 states”

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

Exactly!

Slavia Prague’s owner’s reaction to drawing that group of death is how we should all deal with life everyday:

Zeke who?

Willful ignorance is a hallmark of stupid people. You ever have a boss that loves to tell you that he doesn’t know how to rotate a PDF? Cool Steve, I guess I shoudn’t be mad at you for getting a job out of high school that paid a living wage, and bought your house in 1979 for 55K when your take home pay was 20K. …

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!

My guess is Barstool fans have a pretty nuanced take on union advocates in sports. I’m guessing they think of Andy Messersmith as being a team-first, scrappy and hustling labor man as opposed to Curt Flood and his athletic, showboating, individualistic take on worker’s rights. 

I expect the President to tweet soon about how the European Diving Championships are rigged against American divers.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

Of course he was fired, you are supposed to fake injuries ON the field.

Being on the pill means she’s willing to have sex; only sluts are willing to have sex; therefore, you can only have sex with women who aren't willing to have sex. I thought this was obviously to everyone.

Followed by a distant third Jeb Buckley.

Gotta have skin in the game for it to be worth it.

So, Ross: