So it’s essentially heritage, not hate? No wonder the Republicans fell in love with Russia.

[beer repossessed mid-handoff]

I hope he beats this 

Yeah, but the NFL also has zero bad faith since Tim Tebow left.

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“Thanks for the heads-up" -Third Eye Blind

Man, must be tough to be continually harassed like this.

While you are absolutely correct that she did not deserve to be treated this way, I also have no doubt that Britt McHenry would be the first one in line to defend a right-wing dude accused of saying these things to another woman.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Which is, ergo, the Zodiac Killer 

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Portis’s 72 total assists in the 2018-19 season seems atrocious until you consider the fact that he “literally will not pass the ball.” That kind of magic has got to be worth something.

He’s going to the Knicks. Everyone on the Knicks is about to have one year of very bad basketball.

Just this morning I was behind Andy Reid in the buffet line at the Golden Corral in Branson.

Even aside from how dumb this whole interview is, like come on with this, man:

He is being blackballed from coaching in the NBA the same way that I am being blackballed from playing in the NBA.

It’s nice to have a specific reason to consider a Warrior an asshole rather than the usual jealousy of their wins.

The headline over on Deadspin Deportes reads:

“No more trade until we get the wall. No more. Trade. You haven’t won a major championship in, what, three weeks? What are these little triscuit things that you brought? *looks left* do you know what these are? *looks back right* he doesn’t know what these are. Around here we bring biscuits. Big wall. You have to…

Bunk Morris and Whip Schulz used to wax their moustaches with chumps like Vargas.