The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Reminds me of what my father taught me about being thrifty: “Im not your dad, Im just nailing your mom. So quit asking me for an allowance.”

and scoring multiple times on Thai women...

Bob Kraft’s only crime was an explosion of joy, too.

This reminds me of what my father used to tell me about good sportsmanship... “Don’t be such a baby. I’ll make it to the next game.”

This is a killer comment.

Helen is going to be pissed.

“Voting: Meh.”

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

and a photo showed Franken grabbing a fellow USO performer’s breasts.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Not to be outdone, Dave Portnoy today announced the introduction of Barstool Sports Medical Clinics, focused primarily on the having-his-prostate-checked-regularly-by-female-interns space.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

Ken Ravizza, one of the absolute best. He’s being recognized more and more.

So I looked at Hayward’s stats, and was surprised to find out that he actually started shooting the ball pretty well toward the end of the year, at least inside the 3 point line. He ended the year with a fg% of 46.6 and 33.3% from three - which is actually pretty in line with his career averages of 44.6% and 36.4%.…

Kinda weird he’s throwing heat on Hayward as if Hayward didnt graciously accept being sent to the bench and not say a negative word about it for the rest of the year. Especially considering that it’s not out of the question to say that while Hayward had a really rough year, Terry’s year off the bench was an absolute…

10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government,…

♪♫ I am keeper, hear me roar

I don’t think Nurkic meant anything by the t-shirt, it’s actually just a Jim Carroll Band t-shirt customized for each tour stop, and he happened to attend the Sarajevo show.

Jesus. His sentences keep weaving and veering so badly the Grammar Police gave him a Breathalyzer.