Best response to hockey flopping:

Oh yah, winter’s coming, dontchaknow. Heckuva deal for us white walkers.

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

Get yourself a prescription for Allopurinol and never look back; best decision I’ve made in a while.

Yeah, the poor guy, having to face the consequences of his actions like that.

This, then, is what happens when a king of the three true outcomes loses his bat speed, and with it his power to keep pitchers honest, and is reduced to a one-true-outcome hitter. (The one true outcome for all of us is decline, and, eventually, death.)

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

He would have lasted longer if he was thinking about baseball.

Giuliani did the most work trying to excuse the inexcusable.

[reads tweet]

I would’ve told the NBA that my tattoo was to honor the Better Business Bureau, and then if they still insisted I cover it up, reported the NBA to the Better Business Bureau. 

“I have a long term offer from WFAN”

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

He’s going to be crushed during discovery when he finds out that the Devin Nunes’ Mom account is real.

i wonder if he’ll get accepted to jale.  

I’m still waiting for the reaction from Fox News about the cuts to Medicare that Trump proposed in his budget. That might actually peel some of these on-the-fence MAGA-heads away from their Fox News coma. Man, if i was in the War Room for the DNC, would I have fun with this one:

Representative Omar is definitely on the right track, for the most part; calling an interview with available audio recordings “fake news” wasn’t a good look, but outside of that, the Representative is doing good work--and I really hope she continues (and learns to avoid the pitfalls in her new position a little more…

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game:

“To the death?”

I don’t take any issue with you regurgitating big stories that you read from tweets and other websites. That is obviously a big part of what you’re supposed to do.