Poke in the Eye: yellow card.
Sock in the Guts: red card.

I feel like I’ve found my people in this thread. #NeverOnions

I feel ya. Onions have some chemical reaction in my body that makes my mouth taste foul for days! It isn’t pleasant and I don’t want them in my fucking food!

Don’t get me even started on onions. No matter what the food an whatever the dinner, they’ll always find some way of putting ridiculous amounts of onions in there. Does one really need their Kung Pao Chicken to be half onion, half chicken? I think not. 

Same, same. I am also an adult who hates onions and people act like I told them I hate puppies or Jesus. I’m 35 dawg if I was getting over this aversion any time soon it probably would have happened by now and it’s not like it’s fun being a grown woman picking onions off things in public so just gimme a fuckin’ break.

Pretty much everything you say about mayo, I have experienced in some form as someone who cannot stand the taste of onions. People acting shocked and appalled. People describing/offering alternatives to try and “convert” me. People forgetting or ignoring that part of my order. It’s bullshit.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

Judge: Robert Kraft, do you understand the charge against you?

Roger’s Statement:

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Not getting Lonzo Ball is infinitely better than any trade that gets you Lonzo Ball.

This site has an extremely weird fetish for AD going to the Lakers and there have been schizophrenic pieces since the trade request both acknowledging how bad the Lakers are and pillorying the Pelicans for not jumping at the chance to take the same junko players which make the Lakers so bad. It’s very, very strange…

Yeah, I don’t really get the Deadspin hot takes when it comes to the Pels... they played the Lakers like a... anything other than a fiddle, or bagpipes... so I refuse to cast them as the bad guys. The Lakers have nothing to offer but hot garbage, if anything I admire the Pels restraint.

But the Pelicans are employing him out of spite!  How dare they not nibble on the Lakers offer of fresh shit kibble?

That ship sailed when the Pelicans decided to spend the pre-deadline period basically trolling the Lakers instead of replying in good faith to what could still very well wind up being the best trade offer out there.

The University of Nebraska was reportedly “made aware of the allegations against Washington” during the fall of 2018, but Washington has not been made available to the Santa Clara Sheriff’s Department for an interview despite requests made to the school’s athletic department.

Semiautomatic for the Sheeple

TCFC: The only unpaved streets in that part of the county/city are in the neighborhood that was segregated by statute. To say the situation in James Lee is common is dishonest.