as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Right? Trump is a narcissist and a douchebag of such epic, inhuman proportions, that sometimes it’s difficult to remember that he’s also a rather typically shitty upperclass fuckface.

Well, yeah.

Um, actually, it’s “pedants.”

Eventually I’ll get so old that I won’t remember that the Eagles are a football team, or where Philadelphia is, or what football even is. Then I’ll die. The world will forget about me, too.

Walkers, Ranked:

Wow, NBA Jaguars Junction is fucking dark, man.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

White clowns, whining in the city

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

Does this mean Chris Christie was at the meeting, or that the meeting took place at a strip joint?

C’mon man, you could travel to the ends of the earth and not find a better move.  

Not sure this guy understands how a sperm bank works.

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

How about a big FUCK YOU to you for not knowing that the BlueLivesMatter BULLSHIT was solely to counter the BLM movement?

“I don’t see anything wrong with this” - Dan Snyder.