They just need to actualize their weakness.

As soon as anything happens that makes me think my criticism of the Process was wrong or flawed, I’ll own up to it.

Five cheerleaders told Macur that the team had them serve as escorts...

And as always, Maggie Haberman was the Ground Zero of Dumbass Motherfucker Tweets on this topic. Motherfuck the New York Times.

“I’m an old man, I was confused!”

I can still hear my breath. In. Out. In. Out. Yet still, the silence was deafening. And then he said the words every man, woman and child would never forget: “One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” A human being had touched the surface of the moon. Well, two, if we’re counting me.

“My bad. I got the scores right, I got the winner wrong.”

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

The Washington teams missed out on a great coordinated marketing opportunity by not all naming themselves the Generals.

Tremble, thou wretch,
That hast within thee undivulged crimes,
Unwhipp’d of justice: hide thee, thou bloody hand;
Thou perjured, and thou similar man of virtue
That art incestuous: caitiff, to pieces shake

... a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.

Initially we just thought that Icognito was your average schoolyard bully. But given what’s happened to Martin’s life since, it turns out Richie might be one of the greatest bullies of all time. It really makes you reconsider where you rank him.

And then I hope that other students step forward and sue the school for sexual harassment because it has no pants on.

Tuesdays with Sorrie, a passive-aggressive meditation by alum Mitch Albom.

For popular music I don’t think you can argue with Gerardi’s trio, though I do quite like O’Neal’s choice as well.

This list kinda got out of hand, but here some of mine:

Man these are all such great choices. Couldn’t argue with a single one. William Hughes you must know my wife, because yours was her immediate go-to as well.

“You gonna fu*k that thing or what?” - Jim McElwain

Ron Howard’s voice: It wasn’t.

Both the noun and verb forms apply