“All I wanna know is, did your mother suck up on some toes?”
“All I wanna know is, did your mother suck up on some toes?”
Smart of Wade to choose to come in the afternoon, while the kids got nothing of value from DeVos’s a.m. way.
Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.
Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?
“This is the first Academy Award for The Player’s Tribune.”
In Lonzo’s defense, he’s a really, really, really, really shitty shooter.
this also gives me a chance to hit the reset button
Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.
Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.
I wouldn’t know, nobody likes my comments.
...our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops
It truly is. Even worse than arbys,.
It’s friday.
I realize that few people start out their lives aiming to become a villain, it happens by degrees. You go to law school thinking you’ll be the next Atticus Finch defending the defenseless. You face the reality that you have to work for a big law firm to pay your bills. You wind up representing people who can pay…
Haha. Haha. hahahaha. This is just fodder for the obligatory “Michigan State has overcome SO MUCH ADVERSITY” CBS handjob when Michigan State returns to the final four in, say, 3 years or so.
The Celtics will be FINE. They’re in a slump but they’ll return to form later in the season and be the team they were at the start of the season.
1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.
Usually a Wizard would use a crystal ball to see what the future holds but in this case, someone would probably just huck it at John Wall’s head.
“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”