Finally joined The Eagles...

On a coke bender.

Bill Belichick was surprised to learn that he had a first-round pick which had not yet been traded.

Obligatory.

Hi Jesse,

Except the parts where Romney was his first choice and he hates unions, sure, he’s a liberal and staunch Democrat.

yo that was one sentence

Simmons has been on record for holding grudges. This is a public beheading.

Tom, You totally aren’t in on the joke.

Chris Ryan is an indoor beanie wearer. That alone should disqualify him.

Unfortunately we probably will never know the answer, given how uncomfortable Bill Simmons has historically been in making things about himself.

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!