Connecticut: CHISEL IT OFF

he's quoting Hook yes? does this make EJ Manuel Rufio?

sorry, the correct guy-who-hates-modern-basketball take is still "abolish the 3 point line"

my enjoyment of football seems to have no hope of not being forever entangled with my disgust for most of it's proponents, and the pulsating, shambling boners they have for fascism.

at risk of piling on, re: Jacksonville franchise: fuck Art Modell.

serious question: can anyone name a white baseball player off the top of their head that isn't dumb as all fucking shit?

the only "fuck Christmas" I car a whit for is by the immortal FEAR.

Doesn't Gregggggggggg's belief in FOOTBALL GODS constitute polytheism? How hast thine Christ, Redeemer of gritty souls not smote yon blowhard to ruin for such a blaspheme?

EXCEPT Superman in his original incarnation was basically a socialist. WHO'S THE COMMIE SCUM NOW????

My first semester of college I ate way too much shitty delivery pizza and too much rum and off brand cola, went to the bathroom to puke, decided I had to shit instead, passed out on the toilet, and, you guessed it, puked in my shorts. I was awoken some time later by the dorm fire alarm. I lived on the fifth floor.

Somewhere at the Earth's core of this list belongs Vernor's Ginger Soda. Does it taste like ginger ale? NO! It tastes like bad cream soda, battery acid, cigar butts and penis. Not necessarily in that order, either. Non-native Midwesterners buying mixers at Kroger, BEWARE.