You’re one of those. Awesome.

I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…

You could take all that bribe money and pay off Hogan?

You must be a lot of fun at parties...

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

tl;dr:

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

(jumps back) (attempts to use heat vision to blow up ball before it’s recovered)

I doubt Adam Silver has that authority.

It only takes two things to set off a jez writer: white and male