If that’s the definition of a bunt, then that’s an outstanding call.

ABC is reporting that the sheriff isn’t even in town and that the officer was placed on admin duties.

Uh, Kirk? Luke? Patrick? Stephen?

GSP, the welterweight who was too scared of Anderson Silva to move up to middleweight, would mop the greatest light heavyweight everever? That GSP?

He already owns the WR in both the 100 & 200 and worked his ass off his whole life despite his God-given talent. If he wants to pound his chest he clearly doesn’t care about the extra .02 seconds on his time. Why should we?

I’m pretty sure you’re the problem.

Please, continue bitching about the (still) above average graphics on the best game of this decade. We all really really want to hear it

-Mad ‘Ye

I’m a Niner fan and as soon as I saw the headline I knew this was the correct answer

If nothing else makes you believe how shitty a play call that pass was, it should be this. As soon as Pete called it from the sideline, the game was over.

I don't know why we say things like "there's dozens of reasons the [insert team here] lost," when you can say that about every win-loss ever for every game ever played. The biggest reason the Packers lost this game was because of Brandon.

Tim, it's definitely not stupid. Journalism is nine-tenths perception, and in hindsight, it's pretty obvious it had a lot more than fuck-all to do with anything. Greg even admits as such in this article, while saying it doesn't at the same time:

I'm sure there could have been some mitigating circumstances. But I'm positive most Deadspin readers, sports fans, or ESPN junkies had any inkling of rumors of JJ having a blow habit; by not even mentioning this in such a long-form, tell-all piece, Greg did a disservice to the former.

Greg, you should've dug more. Seems to me you got too close to JJ in doing your write-up, seeing as you heard "multiple rumors" that weren't rumors at all, but solid leads. To say it wasn't worth pursuing or reporting, (when again, it obviously was) comes off almost as hypocritical as JJ trying to push his brand on…

Hey Kyle,

You're right! For some reason I was thinking about Fenerbahçe. I blame Felipe Melo.

Some teams have traditions of seeking out certain types of players just based on where they're from. Inter Milan (short for Internazionale) in Serie A has a ton of South Americans on their roster, as Italian squads were—and to some extent, still are—overly zealous about cultivating local talent at the expense of…

I'm playing it right now, and yes.

Dude... Calm down. Breathe. Try it. Then after your teammate's character calls out an enemy in Blue 2 and you turn around to smoke the guy you had no idea was there before, smile.

Nobody who's watched football thibs this is a good move. I'm absolutely despondent over this. The mere idea of having to endure the likes of Mike Nolan and Mike Singletary all over again is driving me to drink heavily tonight.