Some Very Angry Ranting That Clearly Angered The Sports Gods
Man, Deadspin really hates Jeter. And commercials.
There Can Only Be One Netflix Junkie (So Don't Make Me Decapitate Anyone)
DISCLAIMER: I am not going to murder anyone. Sorry to spoil it for you. But I really liked that headline and I didn't want to change it. I also realized this is a paid position and there are probably HR rules like "don't plagiarize," and "only decapitate comment trolls, not fellow writers," so I felt like playing it…
Yoko Is All You Need: A Review
When a John Lennon documentary starts off with The Original Beatle name-dropping Madalf Heatlump and his lone testicle, it's safe to say what follows is going to be as unpredictable as Lennon himself.
My Night At The UCLA v. UW Blackout, In Photos
Yesterday, the #13 ranked UCLA Bruins hosted the University of Washington Huskies at the Rose Bowl in the first Friday night game in UCLA history. Whether you missed it or watched at home, I got credentialed to take some field-level photos. New unis! Old cheerleaders! Slim Plaschke! Scroll down and see for yourself.…
Dez Bryant Has Grown Up, No Word On Brian Billick
If you don't know already, nfl.com released the audio of Dez Byant's Sunday "rant" during a last-minute loss to the Detroit Lions. But I'm not sure what to call it, since the closest Bryant ever came to ranting was him telling Tony Romo that the Cowboys were "the best in the NFL" before going over routes and coverage.…
Drinking Game Founder Seems Way Into His Own Game, Still Seems Pretty Cool
So John Hahn wants you to help raise 15 Gs for his brand new drinking game, titled Get QRunk. Lil Jon copyright infringements aside, the game's premise seems quite intriguing for the 20-something alcoholic (read: frat boyzzz). It's like the drinking-game-trivia version of Cards Against Humanity, which rose to fame via…
10 Easy Steps You Can Take To Survive The Purge
This is the real summer of the apocalypse. Brad Pitt's going to be working on his tan while fighting zombies, Channing Tatum's taking a quick vacay to the White House while saving America and Seth Rogen's doing his best to avoid burning in the scorching Hollywood Hills and getting titfucked by the Devil.
Why TF not
Yes, I know 4/20 is over. But not for the guys in the evidence room—I'm pretty sure they're still working on this one. Apparently, this 2 pound joint (and I honestly have no idea what to call it, that's waaayyyy past joint status) was confiscated by University of Santa Cruz police for exceeding one ounce.
5 things I overappreciated today to make up for the Laker loss
So I might've said something about posting a running diary about the day's games. I may have woken up late and missed the first quarter, but I was serious. Don't believe me? Just watch:
A 4/20 article for your 4/20 pleasure
It's 4/20. And Saturday? You really think a 23-year-old college kid is trying to sit here and work? Nah, son.
We're Number 7! : A running diary
For all the work (read: talk) I've done over the years to try and define the line between black people and niggas, I find myself falling into the nigga category more often than not. I wake up late. I say shit like "niggas." I make multiple blogs and pat myself on the back for making two posts, then stop.
Under Pressure
I've always loved making people laugh. That doesn't make me special or any better at it than anyone else, but it's been a big reason I wanted to get into writing. Since I've got over the initial shock of the first terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11, I'm going to the well like Tim Duncan goes glass. Humor is what I…
Senseless flag-waving
I knew today was going to be an important day before it started—at least for me. It was the first day of spring break, and coming off a five-day conference/spiritwalk I had no plans on stopping.