I never initiate the hug. Ever. But my lord, do female friends and my friends girlfriends initiate them. Even after I make it clear that I frickin hate it. Ugh. Don’t touch me.

Look, he only hires the best former eastern bloc political strategists. The best. Only the greatest white supremacist blog CEOs. The greatest abusers of female journalists. The finest, and he means that, the finest wife beaters. Just great people. The best.

Truth. A real waste of talent. Given the chance, he could be up there with Rollins. He has the mouth, and if let go in the ring, the moveset to be a great asset.

I’m a fanboy, but build up KO and have him take down Lesnar at Mania. Lesnar goes away for 6 months, comes back at Summerslam and beats whoever. Goes on a streak and builds to mania. Have KO keep the title till mania, and Lesnar and KO have a rematch. Huge, and it would reset Lesnar.

I’ve loved RAW and Smackdown recently. That being said, considering the card and the hype, Summerslam was a significant disappointment.

I plan on taking this man and speading full eagle in front of a fan. Sorry for that image.

Forever grey.

I had about half of a pizza in tupperware stolen from my work fridge. I brought in that much because I was planning on staying late. FURIOUS, especially because I work at a school, and it had to have been a fellow teacher.

hmmmmmmmmmm

Just read it. Holy hell, she sounds intolerable.

Deadspin has this dude on staff. I don’t think the Jezzies will have that much of a problem.

“The only thing I can do is use the Internet.”

I was a big fan of hers until she started doing Bud Light commercials. I don’t understand it. She doesn’t need the money. Why lose your artistic integrity like that? I think Bill Hicks said it best when he talked about Jay Leno and his Doritos commercial.

Adele is really the only real musician that you listed there. And even she sucks.

Awesome.

Running out of pain pills! Man!

“You get one million dollars, but for one year every week an ostrich will chase you unannounced.”

You guys are terribly wrong. Mary Worth is one of the unintentionally funny things around.

If you’re referring to Ghostbusters, the movie isn’t going to make back the money of production and marketing costs. So yeah, it unfortunately seems to be a flop. Which sucks because I thoroughly enjoyed it (teared up at times for nostalgic reasons) and would have liked a sequel.