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Stanton’s desire to homer in all the ballparks reminds me of when I was a young ballplayer, and wanted to do something besides strike out EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I came up to hit.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

The press tour is a disaster.

Could be worse; in baseball Mr .305 is above average!

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

The NEJM recommends wearing “the appropriate eyewear” when using firecrackers.

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

I think he’s saying “Get in the fucking box, you mother fucking bitch mother fucker” because the batter had stepped out. Also because he’s insane.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

The weird thing is if you ranked the 100 best jellybeans being hit by a truck would probably come in at #50.

I’m not too surprised at how it all started, Siri has a reputation for talking back.

Say what you will, but Jeb has repeatedly refused to lick either the shoes or asses of famous New Yorkers.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

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