He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

You didn’t really explain why Mattis is a bad person beyond working in the administration. My understanding is that he is a generally good person who is respected by pretty much everyone (except bloggers who wanted to the list to appear as long as possible).

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

Albert, can you tell us more about your clam?

It looks like they got him to sign it though.

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

Maddux: Max, I think we should put JJ on here.

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

Barcos

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Washington Continues Use Of Extraordinary Rendontion Upon Non-Nationals

I will take that shit into consideration next time

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

You should see his attempt to be President.