Nah

“Really, the only upshot of Pence over Trump for us is that the odds of a nuclear war go back down to 0.000001%”

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Two things he said this morning:

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Clinton 65,844,954

If you think they’re going to blame their Trump vote when their benefits get cut, you’re more optimistic than I am.

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

Get off your high horse and stop underestimating us HamNo. When the time comes that we can’t take any more, the people will rise up and make some dumbass memes.

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

Let this be the official start of the Winless 1-14 Browns meme.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

I was slated to work 8:30 to 12:30 overseeing the nuclear plant, so this is a relief.

I assume you want electricity and emergency medical services, too. But maybe that’s just me.

“I just walked by a grocery store with a sign in the window saying they would be open until 6:30 p.m. on Christmas.”