Still not as scary looking as these two

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

no

It’s an extremely stupid word, but I appreciate that it’s a thing because its presence tells me that the person who using it has nothing of real value to say so I don’t need to waste my attention on them.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

The proposal specifically bans rituals that require, “dressing up as women or wearing costumes that may be offensive to individuals based on their race, sex, nationality, age, sexual orientation, gender identify or other characteristic.”

I make it my mission to make sure I insult a Trump or Stein voter at least once a day. I make no apologies for it and shall continue with my mission. I feel fucking fantastic about it too!

Dude, read your own comment history before casting stones about being tiresome.

Then don’t fucking read it. No one cares whether you like a feature or not.

When told he would be out for 6-9 weeks recovering, Gronk simply high-fived his surgeon.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Waaaahhhhhh.

I think this was the woman who was interviewed by This American Life in their last episode. Don’t dismiss her, she had a lot of very smart things to say and everything she said about how congress works is absolutely correct.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

he will continue to sit for as long as Trump is president.

This is why Trump won. We got tired of people like this calling us dumb so we decided to show them how dumb we really are.

Not her fault you refused to listen to her

I am officially cutting anyone who voted for Trump out of my life (where possible) and taking the most extreme measures possible to socially ostracize the rest, from here on out. Fuck, fuck, fuck the shit out of these soul-less shitstains.

As a Muslim American who spent the night consoling friends and family members, please, do not be jaded. As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s literally my only request. Because jadedness lends itself to apathy, and if there were ever a time to actually care about anything, it’s now, facing a clown president and a fascist…

Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.