gaaah!!! put the padlock back on the door!

My uncle wasn’t even phased by it. His reaction was basically simple annoyance that he’d been pulled away from his important cases over some dumb trees and a few hacked up deer. If I’d been there, I would have burst into tears and pooped myself simultaneously.

Not discounting the paranormal, but bears can open car doors and are known to get up on their hind legs and push on a car to get in. They look big and clumsy but can be surprisingly nimble with their paws. IDK if there are bears where this happened, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

Bear

I don’t believe in ghosts, or an afterlife really. I’m more of a reincarnation kind of gal. However, there are a couple of things that have happened that give me pause.

These are so very creepy. And I now have something to add - I am babysitting and the 11-year-old I watch just told me she knows something really scary.

Her friend, Maddi, moved to this neighborhood about 4 years ago, she was 7 at the time and her family bought a fixer-upper and immediately started work on the house.…

I’m American Indian. Ghost suppers are for our dead relatives because they're bothering us or we want to honor them. There is food.

My grandmother’s brother had a story like that. Back in the 60’s, he was going to town late at night to pick up his son from work. His wife was tired and didn’t want to go with him, so he went alone. Driving on the county roads not too far from where they lived, he saw a woman on the side of the road. After he had…

This is not my story, but a sibling, and I completely believe it, because of how truly frightened he was for days afterwards.

I woke up one night screaming in terror because I had a dream that Donald Trump started to make sense.

My cousin told me this story that his partner told him when he was training as a tribal police officer. When his partner was a rookie, he was driving down a road that was fog over. It was at night and cold. It was rather miserable. He sees a man walking down the road wearing a red sweater hitchhiking. My cousin’s…

My credit is not good around here.

I would rather watch MotorWeek than this crap with boofuns charter actors like Clark.

I think it was mostly for people who liked fun, I can see why you didn’t like it.

Whoops, sorry. You got lost on the internet and stumbled into a car enthusiast website. The site you were looking for is thataway.

You’re fun at parties, aren’t you?

This is true. Someone told us the Challenger was a hot car at the time. You’ll get all your money back no problem when you’re done, they said. We did not get all our money back.

Well, I tried. I had no idea.

My personal favorite for getting Jalops riled up.

In B4 people saying how stanced out cars are dangerous without any explanation at all of how they are so. Also, saying “derp it stresses suspension components or something” is not a valid answer. Camber plates and airbags are not in any way dangerous or component-stressing.