I seriously resent that and it makes me know you haven't had any experience with that community. The Nissan community welcomed me in with open arms the first time I ever went to a meet and has been there to help me with problems ever since. They have been, in my experience, a seriously good group of stand-up guys.

Damn. That almost sounds like an Abarth. Almost.

Why do you feel the need to be such a dick to him? Does it make you feel like a bigger man? What do you drive? What tuning have you done to it? I'm sure he will show the dyno sheet if he thinks it matters.

When I was driving down there in my Z32, some asshole on a Harley crossed over the double yellow and nearly ate my hood. I hate tthat soooo much.

Evo, especially in Brown like this one. It's a 4 door so you can fit kids in the back, and there isn't really much for them to break back there either. You can fit stuff in the trunk. It doesn't get awful gas mileage stock and is still fun for dad!

This looks terrible. The back doesn't work together at all. The top, middle and bottom of the back dont look like they should be together and the styling is different for each part. It doesn't match at all. The tail lights are too small and the wheels are too big.

You're in LA? TAKE ME WITH YOU.

I'm not exactly sure what he was talking about, but the current E63 goes 0-60 in something like 3.8 seconds. It's pretty insane.

We have this sucker in LA now

I've got some time

אנשים פה מדברים עברית?

*Insert ill timed American cars/handling joke here.*

That is an extremely ugly boat.

Mercury Marine engines. Nothing to do with the car company.

"The number of non-fatal causalities is unknown at this time but is said to be fairly large."

If it's an 01, it would be a 2 door

There was a guy who came in to the body shop I helped out at to get his car painted. That car is a stripped out 73ish 911. The car has a 3.8 liter engine and is entirely stripped out and caged. It has fiberglass front and rear ends and weighs in at under 2000 lbs. One day i'll beg him to take me for a ride... He also…

Fat and slopy? Have you been in a stock Fox Body? There is a reason 95% of them have had cross bracing installed. 220 HP isn't exactly amazing either.

"It says 160MPH on the dash so thats how fast it can go."

Wow. That was incredibly racist and I bet you don't even think it was. Thats super ignorant of you and I am ashamed to share my first name with you.