*wife’s*

Woody Allen did not adopt Soon-Yi. Soon-Yi was adopted by Mia Farrow and Andre Previn. That’s why her name is Soon-Yi Previn. I’m not defending Woody Allen, but you should get your facts straight.

First of all you have to define scientific uncertainty. A large segment of the population seems to take it to mean “we’re just guessing here”.

The narrative of the VF piece is so wrong. Snyder made four expensive, poorly reviewed corporate movies that didn’t make their profit targets in a row (yes, three of them “made a lot of money,” but fell short of internal expectations, which is more important to the c-suite). Nonetheless, WB seemed happy to give him…

Fuck this. Matter-Eater Lad or we riot.

Zombies are just crisis actors from antifa BLM working for killary. 

I know this wasn’t the point, but so sorry for your loss.

Maybe they did and that’s why it killed almost everyone.

To think how much dumber real life was. Not once did they joke about arguing if the virus was real or how much more important it was to get the economy back up and running.

My wife died at the beginning of the pandemic, last March, but I don’t hold any animosity towards him or the show for making light of it. From great tragedy comes great comedy, and comedy has helped me process my grief.

Kong beat the brakes off Godzilla for that entire trailer. Folded his ass with one right hook.

First clip already released, and frankly, with Kong mastering the skies, our boy G-Zilla is gonna be in deep trouble.

Larry was clearly a huge Sonic fan. Of the two people in that interview, only he knew Sonic’s famous catchphrase, as seen on this poster for the movie:

What?

That’s very clearly an Antifa mantee in disguise. 

Conservatives use a lot of words that they don’t understand the meaning of. 

he joins a chorus of privileged public figures who have felt a need to speak out against this maligned “cancel culture”—which tends to actually consist of marginalized communities speaking out against sustained, systemic abuse

She’s not really his sister

There may be widely varying opinions on the Best Hollywood Chris, but you have united us all when it comes to the Worst AV Club Take.

implies objective truths where there are none