First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

I don’t disagree, esp. re: the stale jokes, but it seems like the same people who don’t want to hear anything from Yang are applauding Bernie for “pushing the conversation forward” when anyone brings up flaws with that 2016 campaign. Yang does push the conversation toward thinking ahead about the future of labor and…

This is the most ridiculous smear of Yang I have seen thus far, congrats.

I think that attitude is OK as long as it’s immediately followed with “...as a result, I’m going to get a second opinion from a qualified and respected expert in the field”. Skepticism is fine as long as it bends to consensus expert opinion.

Now there’s a book series. I don’t think you’ll have any problems finding a publisher. You can probably get a Netflix deal too

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

Are you completely certain that he doesn’t? I’m not completely certain that he doesn’t.

The snake that ate its tail, and then vomited up its own butt.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

Mortensen is clearly referring to Netflix’s “Jack Whitehall: Travels With My Father”, when they visit Cambodian mine-sniffing rats. Each rat represents news that’s “blowing up”, with three rats meaning the news is really big. Your welcome.

“Out Indefinitely: Pokemon Sword and Shield was released”

You should watch SNY

This is what I would imagine Tom would say, “It pays quite well, thank you. Since I have a fetish for taller than me women, my options are endless. My biggest hurdle there is getting them to sign a NDA and joining my cult. Speaking of hurdles, yeah I have those written out of my contracts for obvious reasons.”

I would love to see Tom get asked, “What’s it like to be a short old guy in a tall young guy’s world?”

She was invited for racial click-bating that they wanted and that’s exactly what they got.

This is a naive argument. How much he makes relative to any other job is irrelevant. He’s looking at his peers and that’s the only perspective that “matters”. If he plays corner only, he’ll make a lot more money, like TE’s wanting to be classified as WRs for contract negotiations. His mom seems to understand the…

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

I felt like a David Attenborough narration would have helped the reader on this one.